My Little Pony: The Movie
In this big-screen debut of My Little Pony, the Little Ponies must stop the evil witch Hydia and her two incompetent daughters Reeka and Draggle from covering Dream Valley in a purple goo called "the Smooze". The Little Ponies find help from the friendly Grundles and the magic powers of the Flutter Ponies. But will that be enough to save Ponyland?
Contents
Song Lyrics
Opening Theme
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
All in a twinkling, Spring is here.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
When did all the leaves and grass appear?
Where there were snowdrifts,
Now there are no drifts,
Nor is the sky overcast!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Winter is over at last!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Frisking about as spring unfolds.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Breathing in the scent of marigolds.
Greeting the bluebirds,
Welcoming new birds,
Romping through meadow and wood!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Winter is over for good!
Evil Witch Like Me
Why can't you be evil like I taught you?
Why won't you misbehave the way you should?
You never used the guillotine I bought you.
You're just not bad enough, for your own good!
Why can't you be mean like Aunt Loreeka,
She fed her victims 'til they almost burst!
Then cooked them with a smidgin of Paprika,
She always did her best to do her worst!
We're witches, and witches are wicked!
How many times have you been told?
Your late grandma Alexis crushed a kingdom with her hexes,
And that's the proud tradition, I want you to uphooooold!
Try to be as evil as your cousins,
Lucretia was the cruelest in the crowd;
She cooked up evil potions by the dozens,
Be just like her and make your mama proud...
We're witches, wizards, and warlocks!
We're the reason honest people purchase door locks!
We've turned princes into frogs,
Peasants into pheasants,
Soldiers and sailors into swine!
We've never been accused of being angels,
But as for being devils, we're divine!
All our clan was evil and malicious,
And that is how I want my girls to be.
Work hard at being vicious,
And if you're real ambitious,
You might wind up an evil witch like me;
A terrible, detestable, contemptable, despicable,
Evil mean old witch...ha ha ha ha ha!...LIKE ME! *cackling*
I'll Go It Alone
Baby Lickety-split: Why do they always have to tell me I'm wrong?
Why must they make me feel I just don't belong?
If they don't like the way I sing my own song,
I'll go it alone.
I'll go it alone!
How come the word I hear most often is "no"?
The way I'm treated I feel lower than low.
It's very clear that I'm not wanted here so
I'll go it alone.
I'll go it alone!
Spike: I know that you're upset,
But don't rush off just yet,
You can't take the road on singlehanded.
What if you should end up lost and stranded?
Baby Lickety-split: Better that, than being rep-ri-manded!
No matter how I try I can't seem to please.
What do they want? Should I go down on my knees?
If all they know to do is holler and tease,
I'll go it alone!
Why must they criticise whatever I do?
My days of taking all their insults are through!
Goodbye! So long! Ta-ra! Farewell! Toodle-oo!
Spike: But, I don't like thinking what may happen to you!
If you strike out on your oooown!
Baby Lickety-split: Spike! I'll brave the unknoooown!
(Spike: But Lickety, you can't!)
Baby Lickety-split: And go it alooooooooone!
Spike: Don't go it alooooooooone!
Baby Lickety-split: I'll go it alooooooooone!
(Spike: Don't go it alooooooooone!)
I'll Do The Dirty Work
Draggle: Why sister dear, You're looking rather ill;
I fear you're aren't feeling at your best.
I hope you haven't come down with a chill,
Perhaps you need to take a little rest!
Reeka: But what about all the work we have to do?
You're not gonna do it all alone are you?
Draggle: O Reeka darling, what are sisters for?
Not to worry, not to worry...
I'll do the dirty work,
I'll handle all the dirty work,
You go relax in your room.
I'll collect the muck and bile,
I wouldn't want you to perspire;
All you have to do is get the phlume!
Reeka: THE PHLUME! Me?
Draggle: Why not? I'll be doing everything else...you're not THAT sick!
Reeka: You're right...in fact, suddenly, I'm feeling a whole lot better!
Draggle dear, I just had a flash;
I still you a birthday gift or two!
I've suffered from a lack of ready cash,
But now I'd like to make it up to you!
I'll do the dirty work,
I'll take on all the dirty work,
Each humdrum job I'll assume!
I'll be working overtime,
Collecting mould and filth and slime,
All you have to do is get the phlume!
Draggle: The phlume? Me?
Reeka: Happy birthday!
Draggle: Reeka dear, you're really much too kind!
Let's just divvy up the list.
Reeka: O nonsense, I don't mind!
...but if you really want to?
Draggle: I insist!
Reeka & Draggle: We'll both do the dirty work,
We'll both do the dirty work,
Reeka: Everyone should do her share!
Draggle: It's really only fair!
Reeka: I'll collect the greenish mould...yeeuch!
Draggle: I'll collect the blackish muck...ahh!
Reeka: I'll collect the furry mildew...just my luck, the mildew's stuck! Yuck, yuck!
Draggle: I'll go find the yellow funguuuuuuu----
Reeka: I'll go get the silver sliiiiiiiiime!!!
Reeka & Draggle: Sharing dirty work among us does the job in half the time!
You see it's great when we co-operate!
Reeka: I'll do the dirty work!
Draggle: I'll gladly do the dirty work!
Reeka & Draggle: No need to fret or fight or feud or fume!
Draggle: I'll do the dirty work!
Reeka: I'll gladly do the dirty work!
So long as someone else...
Draggle: So long as someone else...
Reeka & Draggle: So long as someone else gets the phlume!
Nothing Can Stop The Smooze
Reeka & Draggle: Something bad is coming down;
Have you heard the news?
Smooze: Listen up!
Reeka & Draggle: Duck inside! Better run and hide!
Nothing can stop the smooze!
Smooze: You can't stop me!
Reeka & Draggle: See the way it slithers forth,
Spewing gobs of ooze,
Smooze: I love ooze!
Reeka & Draggle: Here it comes - right now!
Nothing can stop the smooze!
Smooze: No way!
Reeka & Draggle: You can't escape it!
You can't escape it!
You haven't got a chance!
Smooze: Yeah!
Reeka: That evil goo is a witch's brew!
Draggle: No matter what you do,
Reeka & Draggle: It's gonna get to you!
Smooze: You! YOU!
Reeka & Draggle: Anyone who tries to fight
Is guaranteed to lose,
Smooze: Guaranteed!
Reeka & Draggle: You can't win,
Hydia: You ought'a pack it in!
Hydia, Reeka & Draggle: Nothing can stop the smooze!
Smooze: Don't even try!
Reeka & Draggle: Here comes the smooze, cruising along,
Singing it's funky, gunky song!
Hydia: There ain't no way to stop,
Our gooey, gooey slop! Oooh!
Hydia, Reeka & Draggle: When it comes to witch's brews,
Smooze is what we choose;
We won't swap, nothing else can top
Our crop of unstoppable
Smooze!
Smooze: I love to smooze!
Hydia, Reeka & Draggle: Smoo-oo--ooze!
Nothing can stop the smooze!
Smooze: Smooze!
